Okay if you can’t fuck with a girl because of:

  • Pubic hair
  • Stretch marks
  • Scars 
  • Any other natural occurrence of the female form

You aren’t really worthy of it anyway.

25 . 07 . 14 damn right    +290434
25 . 07 . 14    +1918

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

25 . 07 . 14    +225590

add-chaps-misshaps:

so im watching the new episode of adventure time, and they’re in the lemon castle and thats all fine, but look at that fucking toilet.

25 . 07 . 14    +50544
25 . 07 . 14    +19028
25 . 07 . 14    +56509

howtobeafuckinglady:

classicassi:

howtobeafuckinglady:

it’s so wild how these niggas on twitter sexualize young black girls . giving pedo teas for followers smh. 

Nobody gone mention the fact her legs had they own slop like… I’m more concerned about the ligaments she fractured trying to pose like that

I’m not concerned about the young girl I’m concerned about grown ass men talking about fucking a fifth grader  

24 . 07 . 14    +91

summersinthesky:

icecreamhelicopter:

malcolm in the middle was the realest show

Shit

24 . 07 . 14    +43771

 (via elucipher)

24 . 07 . 14    +25599

tinysquids:

LET HER LIVE

24 . 07 . 14    +24197
24 . 07 . 14    +79591

fuckyeah1990s:

ashton kutcher modelling in the 90s

24 . 07 . 14    +16093

broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

image

you:

image

Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

24 . 07 . 14    +126303

bankuei:

reverseracism:

Do you remember those boys that go to the ‘hood’ and mess with people all for the sake of a “prank”? Well, they went to a radio station for an interview and the hosts there called them out on their racist shit and it was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. Check this video out. 

"We hope for the best but expect the worst" 

NO NO YOU DON’T.  Because if you did, you would expect to get shot, expect to get hospitalized, expect to get arrested.

Your expectation is that you probably WON’T get hurt which is the only fucking reason you’re doing this shit.  

"We get requests"

I’m sure you get requests to fuck yourselves all day, but y’all ain’t on video doing that so… don’t pretend the requests control you.

24 . 07 . 14 amazing    +3880
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